( He says it a bit stiffly because while he agrees, what they have endured has certainly been bad enough.
The animated love heart on the screen seems to have finally completed its calculations, playing a disappointed tone before breaking into two pieces and revealing their score: 45%.
The door suddenly slides open, but before they can make their escape a rogue tentacle sneaks in, intent on slapping them! )
Well, I suppose we lost. I can’t really say it means anything to me, though...
[...ugh, of course leaving this thing would go badly, wouldn’t it. Time to arrange some retribution in the form of whipping some water out of the pouch on his belt and using it to bind the tentacle with a water whip!]
Now, come on. Is this really any way to actually welcome visitors to your world?
( Everything happens so quickly that honestly, Edgeworth has no idea what he's looking at. The other man has pulled out some sort lightweight whip of his pocket? Where did he keep that thing? What is it made of?
Then again, he often asks himself the same questions of Franziska's riding crop.
He just sputters for a moment, not sure he wants to get involved. Then, he clears his throat. )
( You know what, Edgeworth isn't even going to ask any questions right now. Instead, he'll simply follow the older man hoping that he's correct in his assessment. )
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[what manner of filth awaits them. He is definitely... stoked....]
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missionary, doggy, 69.
This is... so basic. That's the only word for it. Who thought this would be entertaining?
He quickly selects 'missionary' and moves on... )
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...I guess it could've been worse.
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( He says it a bit stiffly because while he agrees, what they have endured has certainly been bad enough.
The animated love heart on the screen seems to have finally completed its calculations, playing a disappointed tone before breaking into two pieces and revealing their score: 45%.
The door suddenly slides open, but before they can make their escape a rogue tentacle sneaks in, intent on slapping them! )
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[...ugh, of course leaving this thing would go badly, wouldn’t it. Time to arrange some retribution in the form of whipping some water out of the pouch on his belt and using it to bind the tentacle with a water whip!]
Now, come on. Is this really any way to actually welcome visitors to your world?
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Then again, he often asks himself the same questions of Franziska's riding crop.
He just sputters for a moment, not sure he wants to get involved. Then, he clears his throat. )
Do you think we can leave now?
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Yes, I believe we can. Let's get out of here, then.
[He tries to push the mascot aside in a way that is unlikely to cause harm but with an implied threat so they can just... get outta here.]
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Right, let's make ourselves scarce, shall we?